
Thomas asks…
i had a dream [im 12] that i was laying out in the sun at my house?
and it started raining and thundering so i went to the door of my house and it was lock then i went to my moms car and saw three gnomes in a row and then in the distance i saw three grizzly bears running towards me i got in the car and they tried to get in. then my mom came outside and i SAID MOM LOOK OUT! but she didnt see all this. i asked her again and she said she didnt see the bears or gnomes……i had this dream 2weeks ago and then had it again 3days later. what does it mean?
AND BE NICE PLZ!

answers:
Mmm…i feel that u feel there is a false safety. Maybe you feel ur mom is protecting or hiding something from u. The fact that u were in the sun and it suddenly got bad shows fear of change for the worst and i feel the 3 gnomes represented a mask(are fake–not real creatures–and just decorations for a show)while the bears(dangerous–unsafe–real)appeared.
Your mom saying that she didn’t see the gnomes nor the bears shows that either she is unaware of something that u feel is false or dangerous or maybe even a lie or that she is lying to you. I’m not sure why you had the same dream, but i hope this helps.
Also…being locked out of ur home shows that u weren’t allowed to be safe in ur home, but the car was safe(cars move to different places and roll around). Maybe you are scared for your safety because of changes and u rn’t sure what is going to happen in ur life or wat is going to change.
Take care=]

Donald asks…
My lawn gnomes keep edging closer to my door do you think they are up to something sinister?

answers:
They are plotting world domination. By inching closer to your door, they are trying to gain access to your computer in order to contact the leader of the Gnome Mafia who lives in Sicily.
Their ultimate goal is to rid the world of ALL other lawn ornaments. The gnomes hate the fake pink flamingos, deer statues, and lawn jockeys. They want to be the only lawn ornament and they will not rest until they succeed. Hence the need to contact Giuseppe, they need to put out a worldwide hit on the other ornaments, and he is the only Gnome who has the power to sanction the hit.

Ruth asks…
my garden gnomes keep being disloyal and going next door?
how do i put my foot down about this

answers:
Rig spot lights and a barb wire fence up to stop them escaping . Confiscate their spades and wheel barrows so they can’t tunnel through

William asks…
What are some insane, fun and totally reckless things to do with friends?
Okay, so Christmas break is coming up and my friends and I want more reckless and stupid things to do. All of us are 14, 15, and 16. There’s 7 girls and 5 guys and we’re all great friends. We’ll be staying in my aunt’s house (which is huge, 7 bedrooms!) and she doesn’t care what we do, as long as Shelby, Caleb and I don’t get arrested again. We’ve already done a ton of crazy and reckless stuff and I can’t think of any more ideas! Anything will help.
Here are some things we’ve already done and loved! :
-Stole a giant garden gnome from someone’s yard
-Ran from a police car with a giant garden gnome in hand
-Done crazy things in stores just to get kicked out
-Followed people home and stood outside their houses yelling lyrics to sexual songs
-Have been followed home by random people after we followed them home (how we met the guys)
-Changed the flags on the school building to new bras and underwear
-Broke into said school and spray painted things
-Skinny dipped at 4 a.m. while drinking
-Left boxes of condoms on people’s porches and claimed they ordered them
-Stolen TONS of things like cheesy breadsticks, nail polish, and in one case a stroller
-Tore up items from K-Mart and insisted they take them back and give us a refund
-Knocked on people’s front doors and insisted they try our home-made ice cream
-Pretended to rape eachother out in public
-Wore mis-matched knee highs, huge glasses, and stupid shirts and looked at OTHER people weirdly and commented on their odd sense of fashion.
So, any other ideas?

answers:
Lol love the last one but i think you have done it all

Steven asks…
Do your garden gnomes constantly pick fights with you over the purple monsters roaming the backyard?
I was out hanging the laundry up on the line and my garden gnomes were getting mad at me, trying to pick fights. Stupid things. All they do is try to look up my skirts anyway. Sick perverts. Anyway, they were arguing about these purple monsters that are running around my backyard. I told the gnomes that I had nothing to do with it and that they are not doing anything wrong blah blah blah. They kept arguing with me. I got mad, stormed off into the house and slammed the door while I chugged back some more Captain Morgan.
Do your garden gnomes pick fights with you too?
Mark, you’re my kind of man. We need to go out drinking together. I bet we’d have a blast! HAHAHA

answers:
Simple solution here. I have used it myself. Get one of those plastic deer and put it near those silly a** gnomes. Then just sit back with the Capt. Morgan and wait for the fun.
Just about sunset, you’ll hear a volley from some 30-30′s and a number of high powered hand guns.
Of course your deer will be shot to h*** but so will be the gnomes.
I have used this technique many times. It works real good if you get a plastic deer and put it in front of the window of that jerk neighbor you can’t stand. Mine moved out within a month and it only cost me 3 deer.
Ah, I love lawn art.
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